"So your vast financial conglomerate has just been saved from certain ruin by an $85 billion bailout from the US taxpayer. What are you going to do next?"

"We're going to Disney World!"

Or, rather, the St. Regis Resort, Monarch Beach, CA - try their Collapsing Financial Behemoth discount package at just $370,000. This one is all over the media...

Congress has understandably seized on this colossally bad piece of PR as a stick to beat AIG with in hearings this week. There's also this - apparently the SEC's own inspector general edited his report on the Bear Stearns collapse to make the commission look better.
To be honest, even the edited version was still pretty damning.